Why Women may not like a man with a very big penis
Trouser snake, One-eyed monster, Pink tractor beam, Tent pole are some of the terms women may use for a Man with an extra large Penis.
Men may be under the impression that, when it comes to their penis, bigger is better.
This is a lie spread by porn, probably because it’s just easier to see bigger ones on screen.
But in actual fact, as most ladies know, having sex with someone who has an anaconda is actually a hindrance.
1. Normal condoms don’t fit
Which you’d think might make everyone smug.
In fact, it results in sex being delayed for at least a week while you try to track down a specialist supplier who, naturally, charges triple the price for XXLs.
2. Vaginas don’t fit
Or rather, it doesn’t fit any vaginas.
Any kind of action is going to require serious forward-planning and very careful maneuvers, if you want to avoid serious damage to one or both parties.
Because there is hardly any romance when you are bruising your girlfriend’s urethra so badly she ends up peeing fire.
Anal sex is a nightmare.
5. A very real risk of suffocation
In porn the ‘woman almost choking on man meat’ is probably quite hot.
In real life no woman wants to be choked like that.
6. Vanilla sex
With a small or average-sized member you can both have sex to your hearts’ content with you on top, he on top, sitting down, from behind, from the side and so on, in an almost unending series of combinations.
Guys with an extra large Penis have to content themselves with one Sex Position – whichever one doesn’t make their lady howl in agony.
Bleeding at some time or the other is never far away.
8. Careful, measured sex
OK, so there’s no downside to the fact several hours of foreplay becomes a necessity rather than a nicety.
But you’ll never have fast, passionate, ‘animal’ sex without a lot of pain afterwards.
9. You will always need lube
Always. Fancy a quickie in the back of your Fiesta in the station car park?
Yeah. I hope you carry lube around in your handbag.
10. They’re messy to look at
Big Penises look nice in porn and on the screen, but not so great when it is in the Vagina.